Kings and Princes: Our Family Elves

We did this last year and had so much fun we thought it would be fun to do it again. Enjoy!

Wise Words of Sam

"Let's have cold chocolate milk. Does that sound like a good idea?" - December, 2008
"Mom, did you know that wild horses are called mustangs?" "Yeah, are you a mustang?" "No, I'm not as crazy as I used to be when I was a baby." - December, 2008
"Do girls go to college?" "Yes." "Yeah, and boys go to college so they can find a girl and marry her." - November, 2008
"Jared is rotten." "Why is Jared rotten?" "Because nobody eats him all up. So he is rotten." - November, 2008
"Mom, there are dogs at my school. One is named Ali and one is name Cyrus. And they lick us all day!" - October, 2008
(After a cup of juice spilled all over the floor) "We need to be careful so we don't make a mess." "But you can just clean it up mom." "Yes, but it makes more work for me." "That's okay....working is fun. It's good to work hard." - October, 2008
(After trying to convince a friend that he's bigger than her and she finally said he was bigger) "Why did Ruth say I was bigger?" "Maybe she was trying to be nice." "But I'm not bigger. She's 4 and I'm 3. Why was she tricky?" - October, 2008
(Sharing spaghetti with mom - there is a little left and mom wants him to finish it) "Sam, can you help mommy eat this spaghetti?" "Sure (heaping some spaghetti on a fork)... Here you go" (puts fork in mom's mouth). - August, 2008
"Sam, have you already had milk?" "Uh, no." "Are you sure? Should I ask mommy?" "Yeah...I had milk. Why did I lie?" - August, 2008
(After a big spoonful of food) "Wow Sam, that was a big bite. How did you do it?" "Because I have a big mouth like Daddy's." - August, 2008
"Mommy, I love you." (pause) "What else am I suppose to say Daddy?" - August, 2008
(Crying, while kayaking) "What's wrong Sam?" "I want my arms to be strong. I want to be a man!" - August, 2008
"Mommy, Jared can't go potty in the toilet, but I can because my bottom is big...and tall...and wide." - July, 2008
(After being told the story about the princess kissing the frog and turning him into a prince) "Eww, that's yucky!" "Yeah, I guess that is yucky." "Yeah, it's yucky to kiss a GIRL!" - June, 2008
(While Ben is cleaning up Sam's crumbs off the floor) "Wow, Mommy. Daddy is a-ma-zing!" - May, 2008
(While galloping on a horse bare-back with Ben and giggling) "I LOVE being crazy!" - May, 2008
(While Jared is sitting on the couch cushion he wants to remove) "Hold Jared. He loves when you hold him!" - April, 2008
"Bye daddy. Have a nice day! I'm being supportive!" - April, 2008
(After Jared spits up on kitchen floor) "Jared, you made a mess. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed." - April, 2008
"I want to find a girl and marry it, and go on a mission, and go on a date. You watch the kids?" - April, 2008
"Can you sing me 'Jingle Bells?' I'm having a hard day." - March, 2008
"I don't want you to go. I miss you. I love you." - March, 2008
(About the fictional character he made up) "Tell me the story of Howie Woody. Please. I love that story." - February, 2008
"Daddy, tell me the story about the owl go stinky on Mr. Devon's head. Heh heh heh." - November, 2007
"I'm really upset" (in calm voice and with hands on hips like a certain parent he knows) - October, 2007
"Mommy, where did Jared come from? From the store or the post office?" - October, 2007

Kings and Princes

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Our Family Elves

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